The Sailor's Dream. Collected from an ex-US Navy sailor, and one of my personal favorites.
The Sailor's Dream
As I was walking down the beach one dark and stormy night
I came upon a whorehouse with its red light shining bright.
I walked up to the welcome mat and knocked upon the door.
Who should answer but a lovely Chinese whore.
She wore a pink kimono, it was open at the front;
I swear I could have counted every hair on her curly cunt.
She asked me what I wanted, I found my voice at last;
"All I want from you is a piece of your lovely ass."
She took me to the bedroom and I laid her on the floor.
I swear I must have pumped her a hundred times or more.
And when I felt it coming that feeling was so grand…
Then I woke up in my sailor rack with my pecker in my hand.
- Salty Dick
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Salty Dick's Uncensored Sailor Songs
- Banks of the Sacramento Time: 1:37
- Asshole Rules the Navy Time: 1:38
- Chinatown Bumboat Time: 2:25
- Friggin' in the Riggin' Time: 2:43
- Priest and Nuns Time: 2:34
- North Atlantic Squadron Time: 1:58
- Johnny Come Down to Kilo Time: 1:44
- Charlotte the Harlot Time: 0:54
- The Whores of Sailortown Time: 2:38
- The Shaver Time: 1:38
- The Dockyard Church Time: 1:25
- The Crabfish Time: 1:20
- Amsterdam Time: 4:04
- A Matlow Told Me Time: 0:48
- Christopher Columbo Time: 2:36
- Serafina Time: 2:18
- The Red Flag Time: 1:49
- Bell-bottom Trousers Time: 3:05
- The Fireship Time: 3:18
- The Sailor's Dream Time: 1:15
- Fuck Them All Time: 2:24
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